AND - BTW, it was NOT ME who avoided the scale ALL holiday season because I was in denial ... and liked it! No, not me! I like to confront reality head on ... so that I can pull my head out of the sand and deal with the
And, oh - tee hee - it was NOT ME who went through the trouble of removing my glasses when finally stepping gingerly onto said scale ... because clearly they would not add untold and significant numbers to the reading on the scale.
And THEN, it was NOT ME who went to the further trouble of weighing my glasses just to confirm to myself how neurotic I can be (I so don't need proof of that!).
And, of course, if I had gone to the trouble of weighing my glasses - I would not have photographed the whole neurotic thing ... and then blogged about it ... NOT ME! And - please note that IF it had been me, my neurosis would have been SO validated ...
A whole (gasp) 1/2 an ounce!!!
So, what have YOU not been up to this week?!
If you'd like to share (or just find out what the rest of the world has NOT done) - head over to MckMama's "Not Me Monday" - and link up or just read away, savoring the fact that you would SO not do any of the NOT ME stories painted over there!